My younger sisters joke

Jokes for kids
My sister is she's 5 years old

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
U just said it

An amused family member

by Barry
(Ipswich UK)

We as a family were having some fun doing one of your crossword puzzles when suddenly our littlest girl shouted out "you need your owls you've forgotten your owls"!!

We all looked at each other wondering what on earth she was on about until one of us realized that she meant VOWELS.

Then we all burst out laughing...it was so funny.

For a moment we thought she was talking about night birds or even Harry Potter exams...ha ha.

Surprised Parent

by William
(UK)

My 8 year old daughter was watching the television news recently, when Mr Gordon Brown our prime minister appeared during some interview or other, I forget which.
My daughter suddenly said .... "is that the prime minister.....I prefer his Dad Gordon Bennett".
We all cracked up, it was really funny.

my cousin joke

by sophie
(london)

my cousin came 2 the door hes only 9 and called connor and my other cousin was here whos called jack and there was a knock at the door so i answerd it and it was connor and he put his hands on the door and sed ' hey is captain jack sparrow there 'i just bursted out laughing.

Funny things kids say - He told me.....

by Julie Martin
(Fort Lauderdale, Florida)

I was driving around taking pictures of houses for my job as an insurance agent, and I had my then six year old son in the back of the car. He was thirsty, so I went through the drive thru at Mcdonald's to get him a Sprite which I then told him to be careful and not to spill it.

He said, :I won't Mom, I am vigilant.

I spun around in my seat and looked at him, and said, "Richard, do you know what that word means?"

He rolled his eyes at me and then said, "Duh, it means careful. Didn't you know that?"

What kind of milk?!

by Kelly
(Pensacola, Florida)

While at my 14 year old son's birthday gathering, his younger friend was asked if he'd like milk with his cookie (birthday cookie!) and he replied...What kind of milk? It's not that watery 'skinned' kind is it?! I replied that I only bought whole organic milk and there were no animals harmed! We laughed for hours on this one! Thumbs are definitely down for skim milk!

My brother

by Bethany

I was walking in town with my kid brother who is 14 and he sliped on some wet grass. He almost fell over but managed to stop himself... he looks at me and says "I'm just jokin"

But he so obviously wasn't... It was such a lol moment

Jokes for kids

by anonymous

One night my little sister, who was 7, didn't want to go to bed and so she said;
"The dog's younger than me and he gets to go bed at eleven"

I couldn't stop laughing when she said it. Even my Mum, who was trying to be serious with her, started laughing